holy crap

after a drive by shoot out black people have taken a crap and bullet holes in it

my crap is so holy is funny

by HoBo November 2, 2004

High School Crap

The term used for taking an explosive crap in a public restroom, but at the same time concealing yourself from other people in the restroom due to embarrassment

"You left class in a hurry dude!"

"Yeah, the bathroom was crowded so I had to take a high school crap"

by brainstorm85 September 19, 2011

capricorn

FAIL.
you're a fail at life, cause you where born .... FAIL, you're a failure !!

you completely ... FAIL....
go be emo.

SHES A CAPRICORN SHE FAILS.

by kaelahkush April 25, 2011

waste of time, money and over all a big pice of over ra ted crap

Something that one must spend mucho dinero on, only to be continually frustrated by it. Like aol.

aol is teh suck.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Crap Weasle

1. Fetal obsessed rodent of the weasle family.
2. Mild yet strangley amusing insult.

1. That dang'd dar crap weasles goin' after t' chicken dung again, maw!

2. You're such a crap weasle, Phil.

by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

crap factory

term describing a movie that is extremely cheesy, stupid, and/or low budget, shot in video, with a nonsensical plot and horribly ridiculous acting.

"Oh man, I didn't think anything could be worse than "Blood Gnomes", but "Zombies vs. Vampires" is the worst crap factory I have ever seen".

by Lunch Box Johnson May 9, 2005

Scorpio and Capricorn

The most toxic pairing/ relationship is a Scorpio and Capricorn one. Scorpio secrets and lies and Capricorn’s being nonchalant and selfish is the worst match in the world butttt... if you’re a Scorpio or a Capricorn and you are physically attached to each other go for it, it might not last buttt its exciting for a little.

Friend: “hey yk how I’m a Scorpio and my bf is a Capricorn, do you think a Scorpio and Capricorn relationship will last”?
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”

by rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.b!tch January 1, 2021