Cooter Cabin

A vacation destination, not necessarily a cabin, where a group of straight, female friends go to get away from their husbands and perform sexual acts, mainly scissoring and the vaginal press n’ seal technique.

You girls wanna go practice our press n’ seal this weekend? I’ve booked the Cooter Cabin in Banff this year.

That’s a great idea, Becky! I’ll bring the roast beef sandwiches!

by ProfessorGibbon April 23, 2023

cooter queefer

a cooter queefer is a person who queefs in their cooter.

person a: damn you got a sweet cooter queefer
person b: thank you, you too!

by i am inside your cooter May 11, 2023

Cooter Shart

The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.

Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.

by Major Pewp May 15, 2023

Cooter Coaster

A pad worn by women to absorb menstrual discharge.

Example 1: "Honey, we're out of Cooter Coasters. Can you pick up some at the store?"

Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."

by VisceralVocabulary May 25, 2023

cooter jam

Period blood or any goop that comes from the vagina.

Skinny, don't sit on the toilet until I get time to go clean it, there's some cooter jam on the seat!

by Skinnyeinotsed June 3, 2023

cooter broom

A thick bushy but well groomed mustache.

The man used his cooter broom to satisfy his lover.

by BadKittyXD August 4, 2023

cootercray

(N.) While menopausal. Coming completely unhinged for no apparent reason. May include behaviors such as screaming at everyone and crying for no apparent reason often, throwing objects at people or things, and randomly throat punching innocent bystanders. May also driving erratically and flipping people off.

Ashley: I am cootercray today.

Abby: Really?

Ashley: Yep, that’s why my husband is “having me time” today.

Abby: Did you throw a shoe at his head again?

Ashley: I clipped him with the car.

by One Menopausal Mama August 6, 2023