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Commuting the Bakerloo line

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.
Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.
by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008
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baked chicken

When your girl is laying naked on her back with her knees pulled up to her chest she is in the baked chicken position.
I came home from work last night and found my wife had prepared the baked chicken so I provided the stuffing!
by almondhead June 26, 2015
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baked potato

When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.
aaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh girl, Ima give you a baked potato!
by Naughty Baratone August 9, 2010
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Baked Potato

(n.) An uncooked potato that has been hollowed out and has been used as a pipe to smoke marijuana
Dude I just had (smoked) a baked potato in that alley over there
by The Roach Clip of the Future January 29, 2010
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baked

See stoned:

related to the after affects of smoking "Pot" also known as happy grass, weed, ganja, dank, bud, moto, sicky icky.

Meaning: Stoned outta your mind.
Shorty hold up. I dont think I can smoke no more. Im feelin' so baked.

thanks<3
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by Caseyishigh May 17, 2007
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Baked

you are so high that you can bearly walk, or you are so high that you pass out.
Damn i am so baked!
by and you care why? March 18, 2003
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Bakersfield

A mysterious anomaly located in Kern County, California and the California's central valley.

In 2013, Bakersfield topped the list of every other single city in America with a population of over 250,000 people (even Miami and Boston) as being "America's Drunkest City".

Drivers here do what they want (cutting all 4 lanes on the freeway without looking, not bothering to replace their burnt-out brake lights, NEVER touching the turn signal, etc.), and road rage is rampant here.

A few streets are named after county music artists (Merle Haggard, Buck Owens), and Bakersfield is home to the Crystal Palace country music hall. Often called "California's country music capital," everyone here listens to country music. A subgenre of country music came about in 1950s Bakersfield called the "Bakersfield sound."

The neighborhoods here are basically 1) Rosedale - in the northwest and, 2) the ghetto - everywhere else. The east is perhaps the most dangerous, and Oildale is very close. Southwest Bakersfield used to be the shit, but has turned to just shit. A storm of people flew into Kern County from Los Angeles in the wake of the housing market crash, and brought a lot of the ghetto culture with it.

Despite all of this, I love it here. You will find that so many of us are weirdly prideful of the hillbilly cow town we live in. Out of all the big cities in the central valley, Fresno, Stockton, and Sacramento are a lot worse.
Bakersfield. At least it's not Stockton!
by i want mints November 20, 2013
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