I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy

Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

easy bake oven

When the male inserts his dick into the women’s pussy and doesn’t move.

Harry just stuck it in me like an easy bake oven

by anonymous July 30, 2022

Baking

Baking is when butterflies smoke a spliff and get high with nayshawn

My butterfly was baking in the jacuzzi with nayshawn last year

by Baking September 2, 2022

Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022

Baked

Extremely exhausted

David: Everything alright?
Pavan: Worked from 8am-9pm, I feel baked.

by noneuclidean_gaumata September 12, 2022

Bucket bake

Someone who is a grumpy bastard

Look at that bucket bake

by Banfe May 7, 2022

baked potato

an absolute munted vegie or person

"see that cripple over there he's a baked potato"
"see that person/thing he's a baked potato"
also can be directed at gays "oh fuck its a baked potato"

by potpat May 8, 2022