A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015
Get the Stealth Bedmug. 
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.
Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018
Get the bed carrotmug. 
by HS----8 March 11, 2017
Get the Breakfast in bedmug. “Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”
by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025
Get the Asleep at the Bedmug.