Definitions by demondrum

recognotion 

The awkward feeling you recognize someone but can't remember from where.

Jeremy had a recognotion he should know her from somewhere but couldn't place her, so, being an awkward social penguin he said nothing.

recognotion by demondrum November 23, 2013

bed burka 

Wrapping the sheets/blankets around your entire body so that little to no skin is exposed eliminating the possibility of sharing the covers with your significant other.

Michael was in his bed burka, so Paula decided to sleep on the couch.

bed burka by demondrum October 18, 2013

olfaptitude

A measure of the ability of a mother to smell the fact that her son has begun masturbating. Usually due to the socks left stuffed under the bed.

Her high olfaptitude told her Jimmy was coming of age.

olfaptitude by demondrum October 8, 2013

Pregligence 

Refusal to use birth control to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.

"Paul wouldn't wear a condom, I wish I could sue him for pregligence!"

Pregligence by demondrum March 14, 2013