Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

Johnson

The Human male penis

I hit my Johnson on the table

by popsIsGreat September 10, 2019

the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.

Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."

by HypocrisySanctimony July 3, 2024

johnson's gyal

Johnson's gyal will have more dan one man they will be liming by big kfc and always asking man for money and have on powder on their neck after school.And worst yet picking up Valencia man by Subway🤦 ♀️!.

1.Johnson's gyal is not good for you
2.Johson's gyal go break yuh heart
3.Johnson's gyal go use yuh for yuh money

by By:jasmine joseph October 14, 2020

Kelly D Johnson

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!

by biebercakes August 23, 2011

johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016

Josh Johnson

rat bag with blonde hair that degrades women named Chloe, specifically, but not limited to all other female populations. Prone to being disappointed at a photobooth when the girl he likes didn't realise he wanted a solo photo

Seen in areas of the Gold Coast.

"Josh Johnson is such a pig!"
"No, he's just a degraded of women everywhere."
"Shutup Lucy."

by Jimmyjelly150 November 16, 2021