Doesn't care about much and is very selfish, will borrow money and never pay it back. Usually short in stature and never works out.
I loaned John $100.00, but ill never get it back because he's a Simple Steve.
A guy who needs constant rectal stimulation. He typically scratches his rectum because it's always itching. An ITCHY ERNEST likes to smell his finger afterwards.
Leo: Hey Greg did you share your candy with Mike?
Greg: Yeah why?
Leo: Dude, Mike is an Itchy Ernest, his fingers are filthy.
A really loose RECTOM/ BUTTHOLE. Anything penetrates it with no resistance.
Tom: Hey Oliver did you hook up with Tammy?
Oliver: Yea we did anal and she was so loose, she had an Easy Stevie.
A middle aged man a few years from being a senior citizen. He is married but he has been in the closet since his early years. He prefers younger men and he always makes his presence known and is quite overbearing at times.
Their saying Kevin Spacey might be a Creepy Coles.
Can't .Aquire .Maga.
A dIe hard supporter of the DONALD who still doesn't believe he lost.
Leon needs to get over it, he's such a C.A.M. .
Strong as an OX.
Hey Jerry, if you need help moving that piano just call Super Steve. He's strong as an Ox.
A weak sex move performed by a guy who is not good in bed.
Janet: Me and Kyle finally hooked up last night.
Sue: How was it ?
Janet: It was horrible, all he did was steve strokes.
