tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

tossed salad eater by Tim April 25, 2004

corn salad

this is a variation of eating someone's ass, or in other words tossing salad. the difference is that the receiver recently ate some corn which did not get broken down during digestion and lands on your tongue during the aforementioned rim job. you can either be grossed out, or enjoy a surprise tasty treat.

I'm having corn on the cob for breakfast so your mom can have some corn salad tonight!

corn salad by the great cornholio June 18, 2006

Fruit Salad 

A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.

Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.

Fruit Salad by Apple_Pie November 19, 2011

iceberg salad 

A sexual act involving the insertion of ice into the anus while performing analingus. See tossed salad.

George scooped a few pieces of ice with his tongue and then gave Danny an iceberg salad.

iceberg salad by Christophales January 6, 2008

Caveman Salad 

To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad.

He likes it when she caveman salads and cleans up the mess.

Caveman Salad by RCHNG February 9, 2009

Queso Salad 

A delicious American dish made by mixing queso dip and baby tortilla chips/crumbs together in a bowl and eating them with a spoon or fork.

Created as a response to tough economic times when one cannot simply go out and buy a new bag of tortilla chips when all of the fully-functional and unbroken tortilla chips have already been eaten.

"Dude, I can't get any good dips out of all these broken chips at the bottom of the bag. Want to make some Queso Salad?"

"Whoa! Hey bud, why are you about to throw away all of those baby chips at the bottom of that bowl? Don't you know the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo and wasted nothing? Use every part of that dish and make some Queso Salad!"

Queso Salad by kingqueso June 4, 2009

Desperation Salad 

A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.

Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.

Desperation Salad by luckydespot June 23, 2009