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Bed Jinx

A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.

Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Brittney - Hey, whats up?

Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.

Brittney - Haha me too!

Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!

Brittney - What do I owe you?

Tom - ;)
by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011
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Depression Bed

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.
My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.
by RichGirlLAvibe January 4, 2022
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silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.
Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.
by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006
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Bed

Sleppy bed
by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024
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in bed

by Green Hell Zone December 4, 2020
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Bed Frog

A Curious girl who "hops" from bed to bed (like a frog) having sex with different men
Biggie Travolta: man you know that girl Ashly ?

John Bigums: Yeah that bitch has a 4 inch Clit, she is a total Bed Frog.
by TerraHawk August 10, 2012
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zap bed

the government having devices inside your mattress to make you sick
The zap bed made the historical American feel queasy.
by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
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