Jerk-Value

1) A term used to describe movies that tanked at the box office, but have unusually high DVD sales due to the high content of cleavage and sex contained within the movie.
2) American Pie Beta House

"I heard Good Luck Chuck had a horrible plot but an unusually high Jerk-Value."

by Sugarrip July 1, 2009

jerkasoreass

jerkasoreass (jerk a sore ass)any turd so mad at a joke he/she gets so worked up they react in a nature harmful to theirselves causing humiliation or injury sometimes fatal resulting in looking like a butt hurt jerk wad.

jenny hated that i called women horrible drivers ,when she tried to prove me wrong ,she ended up killing my dog with her accord ,what a jerkasoreass!!

by tooter mcskooter November 6, 2009

Jerkamo

A combination of the words "jerk and more", meaning a person is a jerk and more. (For the definition of "more", see words such as asshat, off brand, etc.)

"Honey, don't let that triflin' fool get you down. He is a jerkamo."

by SassyBo February 3, 2010

JerkaMyDerka

The act of masturbating on a beach and rubbing it on ones self.

"Damn I forgot my sun lotion again! Well time to JerkaMyDerka."

by The Holy Shit Biscuit May 5, 2010

jeckin'

The jerking motion of the drivetrain of a vehicle.This action occurs after you put into a gear.

Dude,when I put my car into gear,my shit be jeckin'!!! I need to take it to the shop and see what's wrong with it.

by bigeasyone June 15, 2010

Jerk Wagon

When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.

Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..

by Weeesnaw July 6, 2010

Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010