bed

Where...

1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison

Mom: "Get out of bed."
You (probably): "No."

by 7568ino January 18, 2024

Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)

Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed

by funny jokes July 10, 2020

Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them

“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam

by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018

Bed

Somewhere where you sleep or make your kids

I had so much fun in bed last night

by Ronnieronnie April 2, 2022

Bed

A bed is a magical place were you could go on ur phone, sleep, eat, and drink in.

Someone: what's your favorite place
Me: BED

by bts fan lol February 24, 2022

Bed-Iron

A nickname used by British Railways staff to refer to the Ex-War Department 2-8-0 and 2-10-0 locomotives. The nickname originates from the clanking sound the engines make when in a poorly maintained condition.

"You're firing a Bed-Iron today, aren't you Pat?"

by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023

Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.

Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"

by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019