Vertical Bacon Sandwhich

another term for a vagina. Most popular in British slang

"Dude, I completey devoured her vertical bacon sandwhich the other night"

by xFuck Your Motherx December 19, 2008

Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

by JB October 17, 2003

Bash Your Bacon

1) verb. To downplay, ignore, or insult one's opinion, methodology, or ideology, typically in jest.

2) noun. An individual who "bashes one's bacon." (Commonly referred to as a "Bacon Basher").

"I don't mean to bash your bacon, but..."

Sally: What do you want for dinner?
Jim: How about tacos?
Sally: Ooh.....I don't mean to bash your bacon, but I want burgers...

("Bash Your Bacon" is also often abbreviated as "byb")

by TIKtheTak123 December 9, 2016

sea bacon

Pieces of lumber, sea life and random refuse sprinkled onto the water and drifting into the reach of men and women in kayaks, yaks or other canoe-like vehicles.

"Yo, Eric, don't you dare launch that piece of slimy sea bacon at me!"

by FCB7 May 4, 2012

Canadian Bacon

Canadian Bacon is cooked ham.
It's funny how Canadians think they have something unique going on...

Oh my god, Canadian Bacon is soooo gay.

by TimHodges December 4, 2011

dropped bacon sandwich

A rather unpleasant looking vagina

She had a clunge like a dropped bacon sandwich

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

Too Much Bacon

A representation of how much bacon you want on your burger. It can be displayed by pressing the teal, "Too Much" button, followed by the type of burger, Jr. bacon ect.
Too much bacon is ditinguished from extra bacon in that too much bacon is literally too much bacon and the burger can only be enjoyed by removing bacon prior to eating.

Hey Jermy the next two Jr. Bacons coming up get too much bacon.

by Jameses January 2, 2009