Scruttock's definitions

goating

The act of 'goating' or to 'goat' oneself, is to piss your pants in a public place when under the influence of alcohol

Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

pigling

A slightly overweight white girl with an affinity for wearing tracksuits and cheap gold. Will let you finger-bang her behind the bus station, usually after ice-skating

Samantha, a pigling, let me finger-bang her behind the bus station at Western-Mare

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

clopper

n. vagina

see also clunge, gwat and clive

She lifted her skirt and showed me her clopper. It was beautiful...

by Scruttock January 29, 2006

dropped bacon sandwich

A rather unpleasant looking vagina

She had a clunge like a dropped bacon sandwich

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

gwat

n. a womans fishy parts

She had a gwat like a dropped bacon sandwich

by Scruttock July 6, 2005