Twitter Wank

Talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.

Listen to anything by Leo Laporte and it won't take long for him to start twitter wanking with his friends.

a Twitter Wank..

Leo Laporte Excellent! Somebody sent me an email John C. Dvorak saying “Hey did Dvorak get knocked off of Twitter there is no THErealDAVORAK (sic)” I said, dude you got to spell right, then you will find him, he is THErealDVORAK.

John C. Dvorak Yes, and I only need 50 more get to 45,000 which of course is half of yours but that’s beside the point.

Leo Laporte Oh me? I am nothing, I’m number 38 on the Twitter list; I don’t count anymore.

by BritishTelly March 12, 2009

vagina wank

where a mans penis is physically wanked off by putting it through one side of teh fanny lips, into the other end, its is required for the penis to never be inserted into joe langton

yo this bitch didnt want to hav sex yet so i just vagina wanked her.

by nffcboy05 December 19, 2009

Pit Wank

No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!

You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.

Guy #1 to Guy #2 – Hahaha look at that girl over there her arms are stuck to her sides. She must have given her bloke a pit wank earlier!

by JPo74400 June 24, 2011

Pause-And-Wank

1.the act of pausing a movie at a section, or chapter that is sexually pleasing to the viewer and masturbating to whatever is paused on the screen.
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen

"dude, when i was younger and i couldn't get my hands on porn, i used to Pause-And-Wank to my parent's copy of Titanic...you know, the part where rose is naked on the couch"

by RedHorse April 10, 2008

Spiderman Wank

When You Masterbate, Come In Your Hand And Throw It In Someones Face! SHOUT SPIDERMAN! ;')

I Will Spiderman Wank You In Your Sleep ;)

by GGG OBJ June 3, 2009

wank

To masturbate. In men, accomplished by taking the penis in the fist and moving up and down until ejaculation. (This may not be possible for circumcised men, but who cares about them?) Other more complex methods are also available.

I was wanking last night, because I was horny.

by *$* May 13, 2005

wank bank

a collection of pictures of nude women stolen off facebook profiles or sent to you.

" OMG flynny is a dirty boy, he has a wank bank full of facebook photo's and a CERTAIN girl"

by aidan morilla January 11, 2010