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Talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.

Listen to anything by Leo Laporte and it won't take long for him to start twitter wanking with his friends.
a Twitter Wank..

Leo Laporte Excellent! Somebody sent me an email John C. Dvorak saying “Hey did Dvorak get knocked off of Twitter there is no THErealDAVORAK (sic)” I said, dude you got to spell right, then you will find him, he is THErealDVORAK.

John C. Dvorak Yes, and I only need 50 more get to 45,000 which of course is half of yours but that’s beside the point.

Leo Laporte Oh me? I am nothing, I’m number 38 on the Twitter list; I don’t count anymore.
by BritishTelly March 12, 2009
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