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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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Blue bed

When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.
Man I loved my trip through Europe but those hostel mattresses gave me blue bed!
by Blue_bed February 10, 2018
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Bed

A bed is a magical place were you could go on ur phone, sleep, eat, and drink in.
Someone: what's your favorite place
Me: BED
by bts fan lol February 24, 2022
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Bed-Iron

A nickname used by British Railways staff to refer to the Ex-War Department 2-8-0 and 2-10-0 locomotives. The nickname originates from the clanking sound the engines make when in a poorly maintained condition.
"You're firing a Bed-Iron today, aren't you Pat?"
by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023
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Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.
Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"
by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019
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Make my bed

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam March 1, 2024
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bed

my bed is freakin *lit*, man
by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 December 26, 2021
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