brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?
stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night
stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night
by Banterlope89 May 5, 2022
Get the squirrelingmug. When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel
"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"
by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 21, 2015
Get the glowing flying squirrelmug. The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.
The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises
by Saulman500 May 10, 2024
Get the The Montenegro Squirrelmug. Squirrel.... like Dave from "Up" probably the award winning "saddest movie" in history
"KIDS GET YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE "UP"! "
"KIDS GET YOUR HISTORY BOOKS AND TURN TO PAGE "UP"! "
by I...love....frogs. August 10, 2021
Get the Squirrelmug. Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.
Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.
by Goatybastard December 31, 2015
Get the Squirrel Baitmug. by Missmandybanana May 13, 2018
Get the Squirrelsmug. She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.
by Michelvis August 1, 2017
Get the Micro-squirrelmug.