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A hot chick that you don't want to do, because she's so stupid.
"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."
by DPH Red strange.com January 24, 2013
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Some species of squirrel a gay retard made up to prove his subscribers were retarded about what kind of squirrels there are
"There's a ground squirrel under my house! That mother fucker!"
by Autismo Slicer November 21, 2017
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when there is an orgy about, and you're not included. you get your strap-on, and crawl under everyone and make your way into the pile eating as many nuts as you can, until your accepted into the orgy.
dude i swear your mom was a ground squirrel in that orgy.
by delivery boyy! February 03, 2010
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