this is a way of secreting extra orange juice. this is often used in a small town near Detroit. sometimes in a sexual context it can also mean pulverizing potatoes for pleasure. peanuts are also used in this scenario.
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If a sex cretin is very sexcretinous, they are more of a sex cretin than any other and will try to convert non - sex cretins into one of them, no matter their tastes.
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