Potato tot 

Another word for tater tot but primarily used by someone you would never date

Him: I’ll have potato tots with my burger please

Her: nobody has ever called them that

Potato tot by Nyc girl May 1, 2020

Potato Skin 

The interior part of the skin in an uncircumcised penis

“I sucked on Brads potato skin all day”

Potato Skin by sheerfreak June 21, 2020

Potato Scallop 

The name given to a potato cake by people who make poor decisions in their life, like what to name a slice of potato in batter

My ex called them Potato Scallops. That's why she's my ex...

Potato Scallop by Zachory October 8, 2020

Potato Gobbler 

Potato Gobbler refers to a sexual act in which on participant defecates in the other participants mouth and they bite, chew and frankly gobbles down that turd

Honey, can I be a Potato Gobbler tonight

No honey, It comes out as brown slush these days

Potato Gobbler by PoopyHeadMan December 7, 2020

Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada

a quirky way of saying an individual is a dumbass! Originally said by u/HiNyam on VRCHAT

You: "The earth is flat and gravity doesn't exist."
Me: "Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada"
You: "what..?"

Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada by HiNyam December 12, 2020

potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!

That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!

potato painter by Potato Game December 21, 2020

Potato Man 

A small potato wearing a cape and a top hat, often seen as a sort of a superhero, and his real name is Dan Raw.

“Oh my god! Look, over there, that must be Potato Man!”

Potato Man by Wandamian Crucifixplate January 1, 2021