Two mothers’ chimneys

Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do

“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”

Or

“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.

by Befarnajo July 9, 2023

call your mother

When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone

Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”

Person: “Call your mother, Louis”

by williet hughnot August 4, 2023

Mother Superior Complex

A term to describe a cultural phenomenon of female privilege when it comes to child access issues and the many ways having a womb is considered a free pass to act in abhorrent ways - including denying access to fathers. It essentially means that any decision or action taken by a woman is deemed correct and righteous (especially in regards to children) by virtue of having a capacity to give birth. Regardless of how stupid and nonsensical the decision is. It also results in other privileges too, such as reduced jail time.

She has 'mother superior complex".

by @MAVP December 4, 2020

The Walk of mother's shame

Just like the walk of shame but when it's your mother

Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.

by Rennnn1121 November 1, 2020

Mother Bitch Shit

This means that your mom is a whore that shits

man your mother bitch shit

by The Genius Boiiiii October 19, 2022

Holy mother of India

The border of India that surrounds Pakistan and New Delhi.

Pakistan is the terrorist child of holy mother of india

by HOIYAAAAH May 16, 2022

Singled out mother

Attractive single mom who flirts with a married man only to reject them once they divorce their wife. Generally a SOM has no attraction to the married man in question. Many times the SOM was very clear she had no interest but the man can’t handle the reality and leaves his wife anyway.

My friend left his wife for a singled out mother who ran the minute he was available

by Lifecoach to the stars March 17, 2022