bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.

We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.

by aalh October 9, 2020

bed protectioner

someone who is good at protecting beds in minecraft’s bedwars.
made my spifeys friend

spifey is a pro bed protectioner.

by saarrzzz October 17, 2020

Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.

Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.

by IAmTheDude July 1, 2012

Bed Trashing

1. When you go to a random mattress store, and than sleep/lay/nap on one of their beds.

2.Eating and drinking on somebodies bed, and not even caring if you spill something or not.

3.Bouncing up and down on somebodies bed, ruing it.

1. When me and Tom went to the Mattress Depo, we had fun bed trashing it.

2. Kris is a total pig. He bed trashed my bed last night, and when I was going to sleep, chips was everywhere.

3. Kasey was totally bed trashing Mattress Depo, and she didn't even care.

by epicwafflerave September 4, 2012

olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

bed burka

Wrapping the sheets/blankets around your entire body so that little to no skin is exposed eliminating the possibility of sharing the covers with your significant other.

Michael was in his bed burka, so Paula decided to sleep on the couch.

by demondrum October 18, 2013