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Humping the bed

While usually a form of self-pleasure, you can also get a girl to ride you from behind and hump you into the bed until you climax.

My friend with benefits, a female cop, had me lie down naked, face first on her bed. She looked great in her sports bra and spandex yoga pants.

She climbed on top of my hamstrings and grabbed both of my wrists, placing them behind my back. I was so turned on at this point, my throbbing erecting was as hard as a rock and rubbing up against her silky bedsheets.

“Sorry handsome, I’m going to have to place you under arrest.” she said mockingly, handcuffing my wrists behind my back. With her weight on top of my legs, I was completely immobilized.
She placed one hand on the back of my neck, and the other on top of the cuffs keeping my wrists in place. I tried turning my head to get a good look at her, but she held my neck in place, preventing me from doing so.

“Nuh uh uh.” she said.

She proceeded to thrust her hips into my backside, causing my throbbing cock to slide along her soft, smooth bedsheets. I gasped.

“Feels good, huh?” she said, laughing.

She continued thrusting into me, holding my wrists and neck with each hand the whole time. I started moaning at how good my cock felt from rubbing her silky bedsheets, on top of the arousal of her straddling me from behind and controlling me like this.

I couldn’t take it anymore. My cock erupted like a volcano, and I felt giant waves of cum spurting out from underneath me. My entire body was quivering and twitching. She was laughing the whole time I was climaxing, getting off on it nearly as much as I was. She didn’t stop thrusting into me from behind until i finally stopped cumming about a full minute later.

After the climax subsided, I was panting for breath and too drained to move, even if I wasn’t immobilized by her cuffs and weight. She had done an amazing job of humping the bed with me.

I felt her lean forward to whisper in my ear from behind. “Wait right here… I’m going to get a riding crop, and then I’ll be back for you.”
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 11, 2023
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Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.
“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”
by meowverseer May 7, 2022
mugGet the Bed shit crazymug.

oily bed

An extra bed in a travelodge hotel to eat pizza in or any other messy activity in order to keep the other bed clean.
Hey baby rub some lotion onto me!
Sure! Let's use the oily bed!
by The Banana Gorilla Show November 17, 2013
mugGet the oily bedmug.

Bed Bitches

Creatures of the night lurking under your bed, seeking the warmth under your bedsheet.
Don't let the bed bitches bite
by E-Reak Sean December 9, 2022
mugGet the Bed Bitchesmug.
you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol
help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes
by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017
mugGet the dude i fucked that girl in the bedmug.

Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.
"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"
by BarryCat June 3, 2024
mugGet the Hork a fatty and go to bedmug.

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