poor waif in his underwear

A person who blows their cover as a Russian propagandist

Seymour Hersh is a poor waif in his underwear

by nafo123 July 29, 2023

breathe through his ears

The descriptive phrase for a man who is expert in the art of orally pleasing a lady. He can stay down there for so long without coming up for air.

"I couldn't believe how good he was last night, that boy can breathe through his ears"

by Burning blue soul March 6, 2017

Trolling His/Her Wood

To "Troll her/his Wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure, is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz

Daysen: Hey, it's Robert! Let's go start Trolling His/Her Wood!

Ben: Okay, Watch this...Hey Renaldo!

Robert: Why are you calling me Renaldo?

Ben: That is your name isn't it?

Robert: No, it's Robert!

Teacher: Renaldo! Be Quiet!

by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 3, 2010

Kisses His Own Ass

When a man thinks he is more important then he is and brags over and over about his accomplishments, but no one will kiss his ass so he must kiss his own.

Tom is a great guy and he will be the first one to tell you - after he kisses his own ass.

by haha10 June 6, 2010

lies below his stomach

This is a correction of an old saying; the way to a man's heart actually lies BELOW his stomach. Good sex is more important in attracting men than cooking.

Susie, your mom was a few inches off. The way to a man's heart is actually lies below his stomach, his dick!

by I, Wreckerrr January 10, 2017

went retarded in his face

An act of defiance that gets an A+ for balls and a F- for brains.

What happened to Chet? An Angel was giving Chet shit so Chet went retarded in his face. Not very smart that Chet.

by knowman July 13, 2011

Legend in his own mind

An individual who experiences grandiosity, with probable undertones of liberal to severe narcissism. Someone who thinks that they hold an immense amount of clout in the world when in reality they hold very little, or likely, none.

Don: I'm telling you man, when I got down on the scene everybody knew who I was. Shit I got the hookup for everything and anything.

Phil: Wow, there goes Don talking shit again. He don't know shit about shit. That dude is a legend in his own mind.

by Phil Fernandez December 5, 2016