Tuck and Duck

The tuck and duck is when you hear gunshots and dive to the ground in fear for your life. While diving you tuck your penis between your legs and cry till help arrives.

Shots fired!!!
La'ron: why did you pull a tuck and duck
Buffey: because I'm scared like a sissy girl. Please console me and tell me it's gonna be ok.

by [e-mail] September 1, 2014

Ducked Undercover

A term used when a situation a been marginally avoided.

I thought you would have been fired, lucky your smooth talking had got you ducked undercover.

by Charged-Socket March 21, 2017

Duck leaf

A dock leaf but is just called a duck leaf

The duck leaf was used to solve georges nettle sting

by Dl87035 September 5, 2021

oh duck

The perfect thing to say when a duck is attacking you, "oh fuck" is not an option.

Duck: *Attacks guy*
Guy 1: Oh duck

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 December 9, 2020

Duck Buck

The redneck equivalent of a "No Hombro", except somewhat less gay and chews tobacco. Usually engages in sports that involve killing

"Why does Jonathan always wear camo and dip?"

"He's a huge Duck Buck"

by Princessbiatch October 8, 2015

Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice

Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018

Sup and duck

When you sit down to eat at a restaurant and dash before paying.

You don’t have money? That’s okay, we’ll just sup and duck.

by Expensive insights October 14, 2018