Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

bun sliding

Common in Utah and Idaho, a sex act which consists of the male sliding his penis between his girl’s butt cheeks without penetrating her vagina or anus.

Rita: Dude, no more bun sliding, stick it in.

Dude: I don’t do premarital sex.

by stuartc1 October 28, 2021

Mud-slide sandwich

when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.

I took a massive shit and decided to do a Mud-slide sandwich with my husband instead of wiping

by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020

Brown slide

Is the act of a male going down a slide on his knees fully erect, while a man/woman waits at the end bent over. Upon reaching the bottom the man slams full force into her/his anus achieving the act of balls deep.

I had to take her to the hospital last night to get 5 stitches, after she let me brown slide her.

by razzwolf October 18, 2020

Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea

When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide

by SPART323 May 6, 2024

skip and slide

when one skips school and instead plays on the slide and slide.

oh wow! she must have had so much fun missing 6th period playing on the skip and slide in her front yard.

by kurahh April 15, 2011

sCOOTy slIde anD prIdE

when one trikes AA SHIT ON SOMEONES BAVCK AND HLAZES IT WITH NUT

MAN THAT sCOOTy slIde anD prIdE WAS THE GREATEST RELEASE I FELT IN AGES, HE REALLY KNEW HOW TO SLIDE.

by 43246463543.5 January 4, 2024