Post Malone

To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.

Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?

Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?

Goofus: No...no I don't.

Post Malone by Queef_Quackenbush October 19, 2016

post annebriated anxiety 

The anxious feeling you get after being really drunk and not remebering what you did or said around close friends or workmates, can be linked to being emo orangry while drunk, and telling your friends what you dont like about them or what they do that annoy's you. Thus the next day you will suffer from post annebriated anxiety. Also may be a form of paranoia.

Person 1: Man i was out last night drinking rum and went off at that pussy cunt that i work with and told him to shutup etc
Person 2: SO?
Person 1: Well now i have to face him and everyone else at work and all there gossipping bullshit.
Person 2: Sounds like you have post annebriated anxiety

post annebriated anxiety by joeyjoejoejermiah November 29, 2006

post-post 

(adv) beyond postmodern; exceedingly or terminally hip. Often used ironically.

"You're so post-post, why don't you go deconstruct your mother's combat boots?"

post-post by anarcissie May 28, 2008

Post 4th of July Blues 

This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.

(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.

Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.

Post 4th of July Blues by New English July 7, 2011

post-misogyny 

A growing phenomenon seen in various "alternative" circles in which people, almost always cis men, are outwardly misogynistic or demeaning to women. Parallels can be drawn to the phenomenon of "post-irony," wherein absurd or questionable beliefs lie in a muddled grey area between sincerely held and ironic.

This seems to be the result of actual misogynistic beliefs being suppressed in the early 2010s "SJW" era in order to fit in with their peers and the later rebranding of those beliefs as a weird type of self-deprecating irony.

Post-misogyny can commonly be seen on social media, where memes about wanting a big tiddy goth gf were all the rage on twitter in 2017 and ostensibly "feminist", "leftist" men will brag about their sexcapades and complain about how horny they are.

Person 1: Oh, Malcolm? Ugh, THAT guy? He used to be a skater bro that complained about "fake bitches" and called people faggots, but then he got into Pitchfork, joined a midwest emo band, and added "feminist" to his twitter bio. Now he posts thirst traps on instagram with really gross captions, talks about beating his meat, and fawns over "hot goth babes." I think it's ironic, but I'm not sure...?
Person 2: Sounds like post-misogyny.

post-misogyny by imbaby1405 April 10, 2019

Post Trump Stress Disorder

A neurological disorder and condition that affected Jim Acosta in the 4 years of covering news and correspondence at the White House during the Trump Administration. Symptoms include burns in the butt-hole, rash, and difficulty in coping with Trump crushing criticism of Jim's propaganda. Complications include; ranting all over the news about he suffered during the Trump era, promises not to talk about Trump again but keeps talking about him which shows how its very difficult to get rid of the butt-hole burns Trump has caused him.
Unfortunately, there is no treatment or cure for such condition. However, it's avoidable. Avoid listening to CNN, Jim Acosta, or any libtrad leftist and their propaganda machine.

Jim Acosta: I am suffering from Post Trump Stress Disorder
American People: We don't care.

Post Trump Stress Disorder by TrueVision20 April 4, 2021

post bag 

A delusional freak. A gay fag. A loser.An idiot.
Synonyms: Douchebag, Nose bag, Dish rag, Tool

"Dude, let's rip that kid's Randy Travis Poster, piss on his seat and hide his keys. He's such a post bag."

Serena: What do you think of Bill?
Ashley: POST-BAG
Bean: FAG
Kia: DISH RAG

post bag by Ashley, also known as a BaD aSs BiTcH, becha wont touch that button bitch..o yeah, check it out August 9, 2007