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Mark Jerby

It is an action word replacing the word GOING OUT.
To go out the production floor without permission.
To step out in an enclose places.
Ex: Com'on guys lets Mark Jerby now before they catch us!
Ex: Minimize your Mark Jerbys peeps and wander there!

Ex: Mark jerby ka ng mark jerby kanina pa mamamarty ka nyan.
by Kuya Jay October 16, 2019
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Just Jerk July

Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!

rules:

-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!

-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!
FOLLOW THE RULES OF JUST JERK JULY!
by jerkmaster420 November 5, 2019
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tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.
by gnostic3 January 20, 2020
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off-jerk

when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking
Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!
by shavakmatalia February 9, 2020
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Razor Jerk

when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis
cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk
by Yungincel February 15, 2020
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Jungle jerk

When a woman/man gives a man a hand job who hasn't shaved or bathed in years.
Dane: I gave Jim the best jungle jerk.

Austin: That's so gross dude.
by Southerncherrywv. March 31, 2020
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luxury jerk

When you jerk-off inside of a condom.
Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.
by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020
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