Dildo Patrol

The increased security and police presence at WNBA games following the incidents of dildos being thrown onto the floor and at players

Damn, ever since that green monster hit Sophia Cunningham, the Dildo Patrol has been out in full force at the Valks games.

by MBizzle79 August 31, 2025

Dildo

And erected dick that is put in a pussy

Oh daddy pit your didlo in me
A Dildo

by Dihdaniel September 26, 2025

Dildo Buttuh volcano

When you put chocolate syrup in a girls mouth and shove a buttered dildo up her anus so the chocolate spews from her mouth and as she chokes you take another buttered dildo and shove it in her mouth

I gave my girlfriend a Dildo Buttuh Volcano at her grandmas funeral

by MrLongPubes October 24, 2025

dildofuck

To fuck someone with a fuckildo

See also: fuckildo and strapon

Wearing the strapon, she dildofucked her hot lesbian gf with the fuckildo to creamy orgasm after squirt after orgasm

by Bad C dev December 3, 2025

Dildo Man

A person whose peis is a dildo

Dildo fanatics: *Beats up dildo man*
Dildo man: The power of my dildo doesn't matter
Dildo fanatics: *Continues beating up dildo man*

He also says "My dildo doesn't know the power of fame."

by Bluetext6572 December 5, 2025

Dildo

A retarted/stupid looking thing. That makes you want to call it a dildo

“This cat is a dildo.”

by 800B December 14, 2025

Dildo Weed

When some is a complete ass hole or dumbass for no fucking reason but to be one.

Why are you such a dildo weed!

You see the new kid he was acting like a complete dildo weed towards me.

by Timmyturnt January 8, 2026