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chucklefucks 

As in the dumbasses who won't get vaccinated against Covid-19 because some guy on Youtube or your FB group told you not to do it.
Hey Chucklefucks, get vaccinated or get fucked.
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chuck taylors 

ahoes that are way too expensive for some cloth and rubber, just because they are a trend.
i have some fake chucks from when i was 11 and they still fit which is weird.
chuck taylors by icandoitbetter April 24, 2005

Spear chucker 

(Spear-chucker) (dirty coon black boing)
(Native aboriginal)
That dirty spear chucker spent all his money on grog/alcohol..Now he wants my MONEY
..hey if white men can't jump.
Then black men can't bath
..no money for soap.

Chucklefuck

1) (n.) A person who indulges (often at length) in laughing obnoxiously at their own statements, be they humorous or not.

2) (n.) A person who indulges in accomplishing the same social faux pas with the written though by using the common "LOL" at the end of their own Social Networking posts.

i.e. "I just desecrated my toilet after taco night! LOL!!"

3) (n.) A term of endearment for somebody you would like to gently slander, yet still remain friends with.
1) Don't let that Chucklefuck tell you a joke, you'll never get to the punchline.

2) My brother is a total Chucklefuck, I can't even respond to his posts, it's too embarrassing.

3) What's up Chucklefuck? It's been awhile!

chuck norris 

v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers

v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass

v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred
Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.

Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.

Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.
chuck norris by the colonel March 30, 2005

Chuck a Sickie 

To stay home from work or school pretending to be sick. (NOTE: Not to be confused with the Japanese "Chakuseki", meaning sit down).
Mike: Man, I don't want to go to work. I might just chuck a sickie.
Dave: Chakuseki? YOU CAN DO THAT AT WORK, FOOL!