12 definitions by icandoitbetter
little kid: " mom, there are some yummies! i'm gonna eat them!"
mother: " Don't touch that! the dog peed on that!"
mother: " Don't touch that! the dog peed on that!"
by icandoitbetter March 30, 2005
12-18 year old girls who dress in black clothes from target and famous barr and studdes leather stuff from hot topic, write sucky suicidal poetry in their ringbooks and decorate this with turned around pentagrams, are totally into vampires, self-mutilation and death, plaster their walls with luis royo posters and think they are so deep and different from all the other pubescent, angsty teenagers. all just because they think ville valo from HIM is sooooo cute.
gothic girl 1: "my life is so shitty.... when i get home i am going to slit my wrist a bit..."
gothic girl 2: "i always feel better when i do that, too. and then i write a poem about it."
gothic girl 1:"i guess the only person that really understands me is ville..."
both: "siiigh..."
gothic girl 2: "i always feel better when i do that, too. and then i write a poem about it."
gothic girl 1:"i guess the only person that really understands me is ville..."
both: "siiigh..."
by icandoitbetter March 26, 2005
in addition:
females on message boards and chats usually visited by guys(gaming, skating, heavy metal) who make a big deal of being female. they will post pictures and links to pictures of themselves scantily clad so the guys will tell them how hot they are. and they will.
females on message boards and chats usually visited by guys(gaming, skating, heavy metal) who make a big deal of being female. they will post pictures and links to pictures of themselves scantily clad so the guys will tell them how hot they are. and they will.
new topic: "hotsk8tergurly: hi guys! am i the only girl here???? :-?"
"no you're not."
"well, here are some pix of me at the beach! ^^ :D"
"Woooah, you're hot!"
"thx! you really think so? *blushesreallyhard*"
"no you're not."
"well, here are some pix of me at the beach! ^^ :D"
"Woooah, you're hot!"
"thx! you really think so? *blushesreallyhard*"
by icandoitbetter March 26, 2005
by icandoitbetter April 25, 2005
black metal fans wear hilarious "corpse paint" inspired by the panda bear. also the will be clad in black (and only black) leather with studs, spikes and nails averywhere and black bandshirts with illegible band logos.
the will not laugh or smile, but rather one must be "grim", "necro" and "frostbitten". the greet each other with "Hail!" or, on special occasions, "Infernal Hails!".
in their possession will be a large collection of poor quality bootlegs of bands with names like Azhubham Haani that have never produced anything but bootlegs. bands like these are "true" and good, because nobody knows them.rare stuff is always good. bands that have sold-out and therefore must be hated are e.i. Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir. True black metal is Norwegian.
fans of black metal tend to have no sense of humour or selfirony and are certainly NOT tolerant. they will give any entry that gives a negative or humorous view of black metal and its listeners a "thumb down".
the will not laugh or smile, but rather one must be "grim", "necro" and "frostbitten". the greet each other with "Hail!" or, on special occasions, "Infernal Hails!".
in their possession will be a large collection of poor quality bootlegs of bands with names like Azhubham Haani that have never produced anything but bootlegs. bands like these are "true" and good, because nobody knows them.rare stuff is always good. bands that have sold-out and therefore must be hated are e.i. Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir. True black metal is Norwegian.
fans of black metal tend to have no sense of humour or selfirony and are certainly NOT tolerant. they will give any entry that gives a negative or humorous view of black metal and its listeners a "thumb down".
untrue whimp hearing a black metal song:
"oh, that's a nice melody... very symphonic!"
the vocals start:
"kraaahgrfggrrr kzzzrrgrrkprr tzzzgrrsaaaaataaaaaaangrrshrrzzz...."
untrue whimp:"that's crap."
"Black Metal is War!"
"oh, that's a nice melody... very symphonic!"
the vocals start:
"kraaahgrfggrrr kzzzrrgrrkprr tzzzgrrsaaaaataaaaaaangrrshrrzzz...."
untrue whimp:"that's crap."
"Black Metal is War!"
by icandoitbetter March 26, 2005
an overprotecting father
by icandoitbetter March 28, 2005
"whoa, die you see the valkyrie!"
"yeah, she must weigh three times her skinny corpse painted boy friend!"
"yeah, she must weigh three times her skinny corpse painted boy friend!"
by icandoitbetter April 8, 2005