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Naked Brothers Band 

A sign of the apocalypse.

It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!

The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.

When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.

The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.

I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.

I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."

Brotherhood 2.0 

With all that goes with Nerdfighteria, by all accounts, this is the only acceptable definition:

Made of awesome

DFTBA!
"where normal people are made of tissues and bones and organs and stuff, nerdfighters are made of awesome"--John Green on Brotherhood 2.0
Brotherhood 2.0 by Noim May 5, 2009

Paul Brothers 

Low life, stupid, cunt millennials who think they can get out of anything, for example saying the N-word or showing a dead body for six year olds to make fun of.

Or for the more short term, Cancer.
"Oh did you see all the stuff the Paul Brothers are in."

Dark Brotherhood 

The Dark Brotherhood, from the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (which is a kickass game), is an unofficial guild, or a grouping of people. These people are actually deadly assassins,who are hired by people all over the land of Cyrodiil. In order to make dealings with them, you must offer up someone's life, like maybe a family member, or someone close to you, which makes you decide if it's really worth it. The Dark Brotherhood tends to make their assassinations look as though they were accidents, but some people will suspect a lot of deaths to be their doing. In my opinion, they have the best quests and things to do.
-Did you hear about what happened to poor Baenlin? That minotaur head he had on a plaque on his wall dropped right on his head and killed him!
-Idiot, it wasn't any accident. It was the Dark Brotherhood, you should know that. Baenlin's nephew wanted that piece of estate to himself for a while now, so he requested Baenlin's death.
Dark Brotherhood by L-o-M September 3, 2007
Where paying for sex is a short term transaction rather than a long term soul-consuming commitment.
John: Let's go to the brothel I got my first pay check!

Oliver: I'm your dad son; this is not okay!
brothel by nomanito May 20, 2016

fine brothers 

Two money-loving, jewish youtubers, known for popular reaction videos such as "Kids React", "Elders React" or "Youtubers React" where they profit from other people's reactions. They recently tried to copyright the word "React".
A: Did you saw what the Fine Brothers did recently?

B: You mean those money-hungry, copyrighting Assholes that want to make Youtube even worse? That Finebros?
fine brothers by CouldYouDefineThat February 28, 2016