Wankable material

something that instantlyturns you on eg apicture and yu must wank

"im gonna look on google for some wankable material

by Robert dwey May 20, 2008

wank

west bank of New Orleans, LA

My friend Mark lives on the Wank

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010

Sudoku Wank

One self pleasuring for ten minutes or so, and relizing by the end of it they wish they hadn't bothered.

See above (Sudoku Wank)

by MegaWatt Man March 30, 2009

Auto-Wank

A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.

Teenager- Haha, Larry's having an auto-wank in his sleep!

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

Tactical wank

A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.

Johnny: What are you up to?

TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.

Johnny: Smart move, champ.

by .xx xx. January 12, 2016

wank pit

A male teenagers bedroom

Dad - "It's 2pm get out of that stinking wank pit"

Son - "Later - OK?"

by The Rellie November 7, 2007

Wank Watcher

The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.

I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015