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by fitzdogg December 14, 2010
Get the wank mug.One self pleasuring for ten minutes or so, and relizing by the end of it they wish they hadn't bothered.
by MegaWatt Man March 30, 2009
Get the Sudoku Wank mug.A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Auto-Wank mug.A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.
Johnny: What are you up to?
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
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Get the wank pit mug.The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.
I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.
by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015
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