mega-nega

This is when someone or something is negative in a mega way. Immensely negative.

Jane: "Did you hear that I'm going to be a grandma? I'm so excited!"
Nancy: "Wow! I don't know how anyone would bring another child into this terrible world."
Jane: "Go piss off, you sour bitch! You exude nothing but mega-nega!"

by von groovy August 16, 2024

megachurch manlet

A megachurch manlet is a massively delusional microscopic manlet boy who senselessly, sinfully and insolently dares to sully the sanctity of the house of the Lord with his abominable attendance, thereby bringing upon himself inexorable divine wrath because it clearly states in the Bible in Leviticus 21:20 that no dwarf shall draw near the temple. For shame! The sacrilegious sissy manlet would be well-advised to sacrifice himself by jumping into the depths of the manlet pit, in order to appease the venerated Randy Newman, the patron saint of manletism. If his derisory offering is excepted, then the preposterously petite midget monstrosity will be blessed by having his dying wish granted, being that Short People shall be played at his nanoscopic funeral.

Sophia: Hey, why is that tarred and feathered megachurch manlet exhaustedly carrying around that cross pendant on his back over there? Isabella: It's the devastatingly dwarfed manlet's just punishment following is immediate excommunication because he got totally wasted off of one sip of communion wine and then urinated into the holy water font. Sophia: Silly manlet boys. The Passion of the Manlet. Isabella: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024

Mega Booter

When saying you got a booter doesn't convey the true depth of the situation

Ole Squid leg was chest high in hip waders while taking out the dock for the winter and took a step too deep and got a Mega Booter as water rushed over the hip waders filling his hip waders to the brim.

by Adrenaline_x October 1, 2023

Mega brained

A person who has a huge forehead

Ksi is a mega brained man

by Proitbro October 10, 2023

Mega jawbreaker

He smells like a very bad Oreo

And is dumb
And is a vindictive evil person

Mega jawbreaker is BAD

by Jerald Jersey Jenkin Jersey October 13, 2023

Mega jawbreaker

He smells like a very bad dog

And he’s dumb
And he’s a vindictive, evil person

Mega jawbreaker is BAD!!!!!
Mega jawbreaker breaks all the jaws at the jaw production facility

Mega jawbreaker also goes by Cookieishsimo (not to be confused with Cookieishsimon

by Jerald Jersey Jenkin Jersey October 13, 2023

mega

The weirdest goofball you'll ever meet. Shocking good at the most random games but can't aim in Splatoon for the life of them. Also has an extensive knowledge of everything Plants vs. Zombies related for no reason whatsoever. A really good friend nonetheless.

"Y'know, that guy over there kinda reminds me of Mega."
"You mean the guy who's singing the lyrics to 'Zombies on Your Lawn?'"

by anonymous October 24, 2023