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Monkey Barracuda 

a monkey Barracuda hybrid that lives in or near dumpsters.

Also lives in the nasty grimiest dirtiest womens anal cavity
my friend saw the monkey barracuda last night when he was throwing out the trash

I was about to fuck my girlfriend when all of a sudden a monkey barracuda jumped on my penis and i jumped
Monkey Barracuda by 1337zor April 13, 2008

monkey bumps 

A playful name for a lady's breasts.
Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>
monkey bumps by crxchaos June 7, 2005

monkey tail 

When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat
I had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning
monkey tail by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005

monkey puncher 

Someone stupid enough to click banner ads, i.e. the ad encouraging you to punch the monkey to win.
His PC is all clogged up with spyware because he keeps clicking on banner ads. What a monkey puncher!
monkey puncher by RealityCheque April 25, 2008

Monkey Music

Music or noises made by black people which offends the sensibilities of decent and civilised white folk.

Can also refer to music or noises made by unsophisticated white people who are aping the traditions, rhythms, or performance style of black people.
Why Herr Hitler, I must agree with your profound dislike and rejection of the hideous monkey music that the American Jazz troupe are blaring out from the stage. It offends my ears and is most discordant indeed.

monkey meat

to penetrate a females anus with a penis; a delightfully stretchy meat that is pleasant to the penis
Yo, I got some monkey meat last night. This girl is so hott but she won't give up the monkey meat.
monkey meat by N-Rette October 8, 2008