sword of 1000 truths

When a man takes 1000 viagra pills and shoves his 15 foot dick into a girl vagina 1000 times

dude i sword of 1000 truths my girlfriend yesterday , i think i killed her.

by 1337zor April 13, 2008

Monkey Barracuda

a monkey Barracuda hybrid that lives in or near dumpsters.

Also lives in the nasty grimiest dirtiest womens anal cavity

my friend saw the monkey barracuda last night when he was throwing out the trash

I was about to fuck my girlfriend when all of a sudden a monkey barracuda jumped on my penis and i jumped

by 1337zor April 13, 2008