DAMO

"Disappointment At Missing Out" - the past tense version of FOMO.

"I couldn't make it to the gig last night, everyone had such a blast I've got a serious case of DAMO"

by RealityCheque March 05, 2016

monkey puncher

Someone stupid enough to click banner ads, i.e. the ad encouraging you to punch the monkey to win.

His PC is all clogged up with spyware because he keeps clicking on banner ads. What a monkey puncher!

by RealityCheque April 25, 2008