life of Riley

An easy life without chores or responsibilities. The assumed typical life of an irishman.

He lives the life of riley; his missus does everything and he never lifts a finger.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

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life is hilariously cruel

one of my favorite futurama quotes (Bender), can be used a lot in everyday life

*get hit in balls with football"
say "life is hilariously cruel"

by a fake name July 16, 2006

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Life is unfair

The common excuse that unfair people make to justify their actions.

Younger kid: "Wow, Mom! Thanks for the new personal television set!"

Mom: "Your welcome!"

Older kid: "Mom! Why do they get a television set and not me? It's unfair!"

Mom: "Well life is unfair! Deal with it!"

by Zukoyun January 30, 2014

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life'ing

Going and doing errands such as returns, looking for curtains, buying pots and pans, grocery shopping, going to Home Depot for project supplies with you girlfriend / boyfriend / significant other / fiance / spouse / husband / wife.

John and I are life'ing together this evening.

by Spicyitalian76 May 16, 2018

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Life.exe

A.K.A World of Warcraft, because of its unscrupulous ability to have you addicted to the point of consuming a large or even complete entity of your life.

Rob: Why haven't you posted those reports I issued to you?
John: Oh sorry, I just got a little sidetracked.
Rob: Life.exe again?
John: Unfortunately yes.

by Jimmison! January 16, 2009

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