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Pussy Jizz 

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The substance from the vagina when a woman gets wet (she's aroused). Will commonly run down the shaft of your cock.
John: Yo, so how was Stacy last night?

Tim: She was a squirter man. She shot that Pussy Jizz everywhere.
Pussy Jizz by ablamasta289 March 31, 2009
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Related Words
jizzes • jizzle • Jizzy • jizz bomb • jizz mopper • jizztastic • jizzard • jizz rag • jizzmonkey • jizzler

Coon Jizz 

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The act of Gleeking purposly on peoples faces with the upsidedown hand mask on your face. Due to the apparent racoon like face you will have when doing the coon Jizz
Nick aka thecoon:THE COON STRIKES AGAIN

Dr. Monicle: DAMMIT THE COON HOW DARE YOU SOIL ON MY FACE WITH THAT ACCURSED COON JIZZ
Coon Jizz by Dr. Monicle August 3, 2010
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fizzy jizz

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A delightfully refreshing drink consisting of male jizz and a carbonated beverage such as Sprite.
The fizzy jizz soft drink is often on secret menus of fine establishments such as Popeyes or Burger King.
fizzy jizz by Mistyjs January 17, 2009
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More gay than jizz on a mustache. 

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Extremely gay.
Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.
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It's no jizz on my chin

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This phrase expresses your passive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. A more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say "it doesn't bother me", "meh" or "I don't care".
"If you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it's no jizz on my chin."

"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."

"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."
It's no jizz on my chin by slodrive August 26, 2011
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Chocolate Jizz 

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When a male is having anal-sex and shit gets into his urethral orifice (penis hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate jizz.

Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.
Girl: Did you just shit out of your weiner?

Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.

Girl: Is it real chocolate?

Guy: Ummmm...yeah.

Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!
Chocolate Jizz by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010
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