It's A Jersey Thing

A phrase used to describe something that can only be understood by an inbred New Jersey native.

What's a muff cabbage?

It's a jersey thing, you wouldn't understand.

by KangarooTaco October 14, 2010

Douchebagger

Someone who "bags" douches. Douchebaggers prowl the streets keeping douches in their place. They target douches that seem to be disturbing others with their blatant douchebaggery. After the douche has been put into submission, it is common practice to hogtie them and dump them in a nearby river or dumpster.

Douchebagger #1: Hey man, see that douche over there in the Hollister shirt and the sideways baseball cap?

Douchebagger #2: Yeah, what a douche.

Douchebagger #1: Let's bag him!

Douchebagger #2: Hell yeah!

by KangarooTaco May 17, 2010

Chocolate Jizz

When a male is having anal-sex and shit gets into his urethral orifice (penis hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate jizz.

Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.

Girl: Did you just shit out of your weiner?

Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.

Girl: Is it real chocolate?

Guy: Ummmm...yeah.

Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!

by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010