An ashy tall man who fades into the background of pictures. He normally says "no homo" after every sentence, but he actually is extremely homo, no shame tho, we gotta love Ishmael!
"yo Amber, who is the ashiest, guy, you know?"
"Yardy know that Daniel, it's Ishmael for sure"
See the first definition. Process it. Good. Now, HE IS SEXY HE IS SEXY!!!!!!! Process that. Good. Now, picture him and Tai/Taichi naked in bed with chains and whipped cream and blood and bondage tools and daggers and other (ahem) bodily fluids and blacklites and Izzy's porn collection and Kouji's bandana (what's that doing there) and the Ring (it can be put on other things than the finger) and (last one!) lotion. Definately lotion.
Yamato's annoying brother must DIE, you hear me? DIIEEEE!!! I mean, come on! Yamato's so sexy his own BROTHER'S falling for him, so that brother of his must die!
When you are in the middle of doing something on your iPhone that cannot be interrupted and you suddenly realize you have to crap and so you must take the iPhone and use it whilst crapping
Man I was in the middle of a phone call with my girlfriend and she was crying so man I just pulled an iShit!