the google

George W. Bush's way of referring to the popular search engine, Google.

"Yesterday I was using the Google"

by Ninja337 December 31, 2006

u-google

the process of having someone doing the googling for you or forcing someone to google via monetary bribe or holding them hostage

Henry: hey dude you should check out this u-google
Mike: Really
Henry: yeah U-google this for me
Mike: uhhh ok

by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009

side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020

Search google or type a URL

being bored enough that you feel like there is nothing to do so you search (search google or type a URL)
You feel like you about to die of boredom so you search (search google or type a URL)

Billy-"hey tom i'm bored wanna hang."
Tom-"have you searched (search google or type a URL)."
Billy-"no why."
Tom-"you ain't that bored bro."

by ytdxfcgyuygfchtyigv September 25, 2020

Search Google or type a URL

This is definetly a clear sign that your super bored and don't know what to do with life anymore.

So I'm so bored that I typed Search Google or type a URL. Your really bored and telling the truth if you type this.

Alex: I'm bored.
Me: type "Search Google or type a URL".
Alex: Umm... what?
Me: Be quiet your not bored.

by FaZe_Smash64 September 30, 2020

Don't Google That

Something said when told a word or phrase that someone might not know and may google. Which will give them a very awkward even in which someone may know what that means and sees your search history..

Friend: "Hey what does Rule 34 Mean? I overheard my friend say it."

Me: "Don't Google That."

by PikaPikaGamer June 25, 2018

Page 2 of google

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.

Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*

by what on god's green earth July 14, 2021