Grindr Fire

When you catch a STD from your Grindr date.

Damn Dog, he called in sick again, says it hurts to swallow.

I bet he got that Grindr Fire.

by Scrotechoke May 25, 2021

Illinois Fire Dragon

When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.

Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.

by Buggnuts January 25, 2022

Curb Fairies

Mythological creatures that remove random items from one’s trash before scheduled pick up.

I put that coffee table on the street, and the curb fairies had it before sun up.

by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022

Icelandic Fire Drill

The Icelandic Fire Drill is when you fill your female partner’s anus and vagina with Icy Hot and then perform ass to vag back and forth until they are screaming in pain and are forced to run out of the house.

Debbie got the cops called on us last night. I pulled the ole’ Icelandic Fire Drill on her and the neighbors thought we were fighting.

by FatHoudini March 7, 2022

Muppet Fire Drill

A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.

This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.

by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022

Bus-fire

Something that your 64-year-old husband says when you contradict him.

You- are so.. Bus-fire!

by King Adrian II May 7, 2023

Chinese Fire Drill

In Mafia, a last-minute, unexpected switch of votes aimed at a player who is least expecting it, causing disarray and surprise. This tactic is used strategically to ensure the elimination of a potentially dangerous player or to throw other players off their game. This is often executed in a fast-paced and chaotic manner, akin to the whirlwind confusion of a Chinese Fire Drill.

Everything was going smoothly for John, he was sure that he had convinced everyone of his innocence. But then, just when the voting was about to end, a Chinese Fire Drill occurred. To his utter disbelief, all the votes suddenly swung in his direction, catching him completely off-guard and leading to his unexpected elimination from the game.

by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023