Something that your 64-year-old husband says when you contradict him.
You- are so.. Bus-fire!
by King Adrian II May 8, 2023
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A facetious phrase used to explain how uncool a situation really is...
"Hey man, did you hear that Joe got arrested last night?"

"Yeah, that's about as cool as a school bus fire!"
by 1quickcoupe October 25, 2016
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