dick inches 

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."

dick inches by Char H April 27, 2007

Dick Swagger

A dick that has overall BAMFness, coolness, and the ability to give fangirls and fanboys boners that go to the rings of Saturn.

See that guy in the red leather pants over there? He has major dick swagger goin on.

Dick Swagger by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011

Dick Helicopter 

Dick helicoptering - The act of swinging one's phallus in a circular motion with such velocity than positive lift is achieved. Generally used in the context of literal or metaphorical phallus size comparisons, as the ease at which lift is achieved is directly proportional to the size and/or aerodynamic suitability of said member.

Josh was such a douche, he is always dick helicoptering about how great he did.

Dick Helicopter by Ribeye_Steak May 24, 2012

Dick Jousting 

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

Dick Jousting by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

Dick print

when a guy is wearing really tight trousers, and you see the outline of their dick poking through the crotch area. usually the men dont know its happening. but us women do! ;)

oh my, did you see his dick print today? hes packing some serious stuff!

Dick print by mynameiselly August 8, 2009

Dick bass 

A twangy, slappy style of bass guitar playing, that resembles the sound of a man's erect penis plucking the strings of the bass guitar.

The song "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz has a prominent dick bass player.

Dick bass by Vykkdraygo September 1, 2009

Dick Turkey 

An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".

Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"

Dick Turkey by CK1629 January 23, 2010