Cooned

After sex the male punches the female (or other male in a homosexual relation) in both eyes then throws them out with the garbage.

Two black eyes and with the trash like a raccoon.

I cooned the girl I took home from the bar last night.

by youcantseeme November 14, 2012

cooneral

A funeral attended by black people only

that was a pretty sick cooneral wasn't it nigga?

by thewoodster69 February 20, 2015

slicker than coonshit

about as slick as snot on a brass doorknob.

the Urban Dictionary website is slicker than coonshit!

by TeleVisionary July 12, 2010

cooney

A Fat Kid Who Lives In A Ghost Town Named COONEYTOWN

ALSO KNOW AS COONZILLA OR COONEY THE FAT

COONEYS FAT!

by POOPIE CACA March 29, 2010

Coontz

The most amazing stretch of pavement in the world. It is located in Washington State and is completely amazing. The street sign will always live in infamy. A place where anything can happen. The meaning of life is to see that sign and once you do you will never be the same again.

"Holy shit Nichole do you realize where we are at?"
"Yeah Megan it's COOOOOOONNNNTTTTZZZZ!!! omg coontz omg my life is completed"

by patch05 February 19, 2009

coonin'

mostly done by black folks, this is the artful skill of driving an automobile whilst leaning back as far as possible in your seat, oftentimes giving the impression that one cannot see over the dashboard. white boys often try this maneuver, but make fools of themselves.

"Damn, look at that fool thinks he's coonin' in his fine ride"

"Dumb white boy, he's leanin' back so far, looks like he's sittin' on a bucket"

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

coondis

katherines big hairy quim......that she likes 2 flash around!...woop woop!

stuart....get your face outta of katherines coondis.....u dnt no wer its been 2day!

by kinkybingoplayer January 22, 2008