man door hand hook car door

The mans hook is caught in the car door.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
So the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
The girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

man door hand hook car door by Anedo February 4, 2019

on it like a car bonnet 

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"

"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"

on it like a car bonnet by StMi February 13, 2012

Seven Car Pile-Up 

According to Dr. Jon Dorian, this is a dynamite name for a band.

Eliott: "He died in a seven car pile-up"
J.D.: "That would be a great name for a band"
Elliott: "Yeah you said that at the funeral"

Seven Car Pile-Up by TheRacistBastard March 25, 2010

Speeding Car Fart Trap 

When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.

I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!

Speeding Car Fart Trap by Bullyrey May 5, 2013

Long Car 

A bus.

On Wednesdays I ride the long car to school

Long Car by assg0bl1n666 October 20, 2016

Crash car heart 

Someone who falls in love quickly and easily and can develop deep emotions for someone else in a short time. These people usually end up getting rejected, but they don’t move on nearly as quickly as they fell in love. This word-phrase was most notability used by the legendary Fall Out Boy.

Johnny just got rejected by that girl today, he only knew her for a few weeks and already said he loved her, damn he sure is a crash car heart.

Crash car heart by Guy Fawkz February 10, 2018

Cunt Car 

A Cunt Car is a car specifically created or modified to be as much of an annoyance as possible. Cunt Cars are most frequently driven by entitled college white boys named Kevin who didn’t get enough attention from mumsie and dadsie, so they seek it from innocent bystanders by accelerating at heart-attack inducing intervals. Cunt Cars usually tend to be lower-end sports cars with a modification or two, paid for with mummy’s money. However, it may also be a completely unremarkable, average car with the same mods. Arguably, these Cunt Cars are worse, because the driver’s sense of overconfidence isn’t even earned. Some common modifications possessed by Cunt Cars include, but are not limited to; horrendously saturated and gaudy paint jobs, blindingly bright LED headlights, and worst of all, motors amplified so loudly that you can hear the screams begging for onlookers to give its driver attention, even though they possess no human voice. All these common Cunt Car mods have one (1) common purpose; to make their vehicle so noticeable it could infuriate a deaf man or be an eyesore to the blind.
For extra cunt points, drive it around in suburban towns and residential areas early in the morning or late at night. To stealthily be a nuisance to society, you can also choose to only rev your engine to deafening levels when pedestrians walk by.

"There goes Kevin again, annoying innocent couples with his Cunt Car."
"Bradley thinks that all the girls are in awe of his Cunt Car, but in reality it's just a nuisance."

Cunt Car by SoBasicallyImMonky December 12, 2019