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Zoomer Denial

When a member of Generation Z or a "Zoomer" denies that the fourth industrial revolution is happening.
Bob: Griffin told me that he thinks Ethereum is a ponzi scheme. I'm worried about him.
Alice: He just doesn't understand blockchain technology. He's deep in zoomer denial right now. Hopefully he snaps out of it before it's too late.
by EvilIndustryInc April 3, 2021
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zooted outta my socks

so fucked up that you can barely walk and talk. all you can think about is how fucked up you are. you are more than just zooted, more than high or drunk, you are zooted outta your socks
bro. i am zooted outta my socks. i’m so fucked up.
by Your #1 vaper February 5, 2019
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Zolie

Zolie is a funny and caring person. At times she could be a dumb bitch. A crack head by heart. Loves family and friends.
*zolie “were are my glasses?” friend* “there on your face u dumb bitch
by Zolie February 20, 2020
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Zoomergency

Zoomergency: That moment in time, usually approximately five minutes before your meeting, that you realize you have a Zoom meeting and you're still in your pajamas and have bed head.
YIKES, Zoomergency!! I have a Zoom meeting with my boss, Miriam, in five minutes and my hair is a mess.

What's wrong with Mariam, she just ran out of here like a maniac. She was salty. It must be a Zoomergency, did you see her hair?

I just got back from a Zoomergency. I forgot all about my 9am meeting with Smexy.
by Del Ritchie October 29, 2020
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zoomer boomer

A zoomer that has gone so far back in technological time that they have the identical technological prowess as the generation they are usually wasting their time trying to make fun of.
"Joe is a complete idiot, he just asked me how to install firefox on his laptop."

"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."
by trollerroller February 4, 2022
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dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.
DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.
by Alex Danish April 21, 2018
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Zoonie

Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"
by BroHomo December 9, 2008
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