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When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.
That cute redhead is so zooted.
Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016
Words you can keep
Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted
Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017
being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..
Zooted by tom January 12, 2004
Meaning : High , drunk , mostly weed high
Mauricio Santos was zooted in class. Hailey Orona was zooted in her tiktok video.
Zooted by Mauricio Santos November 17, 2018
to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.
Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh
zooted by Kavoen November 5, 2006
In Other Words Im Mad HIGH.
You Zooted? Hell Yea Nigga.
zooted by Colombiano186 February 21, 2008
1. To be so f*cked up beyond belief.
2. Very intoxicated/high.
3. To feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.
-I was so zooted last night I dont remember doing that fat chick.
-That blunt got me so zooted.
Zooted by FreeTrial4DeatH June 29, 2007
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