A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.

I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.

Zen farting by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2022

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Zen Dragons

A derivative of the skateboarding phrase "Red Dragons", "Zen Dragons" takes hardcore awesomeness to the next level. Generally used to describe an event so insanely rad, hardcore, and uniquely intense at the same time - that upon experiencing said event, one immediately & simultaneously experiences true NIRVANA. thus the expletive, "Zen Dragons!!!"

Dude, we're about to jump out of a plane at 18,500 ft. Zen Dragons!!!

Zen Dragons by Sahasrara May 13, 2010

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Zen Fang Lai

Zen Fang Lai is the word used to describe when your asshole is full and is clogged. Zen Fang Lai is also a verb which may be used to describe the smashing of one's keyboard, permanently damaging its keys due to Brawlhalla.

Synonym: crongful

"I can't play league, I'm Zenfanglai."
"Fk! I just lost a custom game to Russell and Zen Fang Lai'd."

Zen Fang Lai by knightrider108 May 20, 2020

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zen mail

1) An e-mail with no message text or subject line.

2) An e-mail response with no message text.

"I clicked 'SEND' without thinking and only sent some zen mail."

zen mail by Ken Bergenham January 27, 2004

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