wtf

wtf stands for "What The Fuck".
Sometimes, when adults use wtf when kids are hearing it, they will say wtf is "What The Fish".

Person A: The bag you lent me. Well, I lost it.
Person B: wtf!?!?

by RightPurpose January 12, 2019

Wtf

Can also mean, "why the fuck."

Wtf have none of my definitions been published on Urban Dictionary??

by Larry Berkshire March 4, 2018

WTF

wtf means wednsday thursday friday duh

dude:wtf man
you:i know those weekdays no need to remind me
dude:what?
you;wtf means wednsday thursday friday duh
dude:*sarcasticly says*really?
you:yes

by Fun time is me December 31, 2016

WTF

Where's the flamingo, to be used at the zoo when looking for the flamingo habitat.

Or used in a less literal way, when something or someone is super chill.

"Dude, Mr. Hall is such a flamingo, he let's us sleep in class."
"Really, WTF, is he in room 603?"

by livelovelaxinglady September 25, 2014

WTF

Most commonly used when someone is being a b- butt

*Marvin eats Jeff’s sandwich* Jeff- “WTF man!”

by MarvinAteMySandwich March 16, 2019

WTF

Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD

Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight

Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY

by Koooook July 28, 2023

WTF

Wednesday Thursday Friday

Look at the calendar, it says WTF

by Dellofueeguaa November 15, 2021