WTF 

Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD

Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight

Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY

WTF by Koooook July 28, 2023

wtf 

wtf is a abrevey achon of what the fuck

wtf your dumb

wtf by エイサップ・ロッキー May 30, 2023

wtf 

meaning
wow thats facinating!
or
wednesday thrusday friday
but it doesn't mean
what the fuck
idk where people got that crap from
???

"dude, wtf!!!"
"i'll be at the mall on wtf!"

wtf by Danielle B April 27, 2008

WTF 

Wow That's Fantastic. As opposed to what the fuck, this is used to express joy. Or confuse your friends.

A: Hey, I got a B+ on this test and I didn't even study for it!

B: You did well? WTF!

A: Dude, you don't have to be such a- wait... Thank you!

WTF by SuprJank March 27, 2011

wtf 

Welcome To Facebook

To welcome someone/thing to the international social network of facebook.

1:"WTF teacher!"
2:"DETENTION!!!"
1:"For welcoming you to facebook?"
2:"I'm sorry Billy."

wtf by The/shitimizer May 6, 2011

wtf 

1. An acronym for that the f**k
2. The former name of the Travel Federation of Wisconsin

1. WTF man! What is that?
2. The Wisconsin Travel Federation (WTF)

wtf by Stinkweed September 6, 2012

wtf 

wtf - Water the Flowers

Bob: Yo Tom! WTF!!!!

wtf by nani? naruto?! November 26, 2004